Ganpat Rai OR Gaand Phat Rahi Part-1

An Bihari GANPAT-RAI (who really needs a job) is being interviewed by Britisher, Colonel Smith.Col.Smith: Haan toh Gaand Fat rahai (Ganpat-Rai) !!Bihari: Nahi sir, jyada nahi!!Col. Smith: Kya ‘jyada nahi’ bolta hai, tumhara application me likha Hua hai Gand fat rahai.Bihari : Theekh hai mai baap, likha hai to fat raha hoga.Col. Smith: Tum Daily marata hai (tum delhi me rahta hai)??Bihari : Nahi sir, kabhi kabhi!!Col. Smith: Gand fatrahai, idhar aaoo, kya ‘kabhi kabhi’ bolta hai? Tumhara application mein likha hua hai ki tum Daily marata hai.Bihari : Theek hai mai bap, likha hai to marta honga.The Bihari was employed on one condition that he will do whatever Col.Smith’s family asks him to do.
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