1/15/2009

Sardar ji aur Helmet

Ek baar ek Sardar ji Bike par ja rahe the aur helmat pehn rakha tha. Raste main bike rok kar helmet k upper se hi apna sir khujane lage...
Ek aadmi ne kaha Sardar ji helmet to utar do.
Sardar G : Saale Behnchod, Jab teri Gaand main khujli hoti hai to kya to pant khol kar khujata hai....
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5 comments:

  1. hindi non veg jokesMarch 2, 2012 at 5:53 AM

    lady Teacher: Bolo Baccho..
    I For Inkpot..
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    J For Jug..
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    K For Kite..
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    L For Lund.... Ohh Sorry.. Gulti Se Mooh Se
    Nikal Gaya..
    Student: Mam Sorry Ki Kiya Baat Hain..
    Waapis Mooh Mein Le Lo..!

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  2. Adult jokesSeptember 6, 2012 at 1:29 PM

    Santa: “Meri Biwi Itna Majak Karti Hai Ke Main Tumhe Kya Bataun”
    Banta: “Kaisa Majak?”
    Santa: “Kal Mene Pichhe Se Chupke Se Uski Aankhon Pe Haath Rakh Ke Awaaj Badal Kar Usko Puchha Main Kaun Hoon?
    To Pahale Wo Boli “Doodh Wala?”
    Maine Kaha “Nahi”
    To Wo Boli “Paper Wala” Maine Kaha “Nahi”
    Phir Wo Boli “Makan Malik Hona?”
    Dekha Kitna Mazak Karti Hai Na“

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  3. Punjabi JokesSeptember 11, 2012 at 10:27 AM

    kya baat hai janab , mjja aa gea , very very funny jokes . Thanks

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  4. Navneet singh.October 2, 2012 at 3:55 PM

    Sexy

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  5. Adult jokesNovember 8, 2012 at 9:53 AM

    Mrs. Rose Mary Ne Mr. Lelay Se Divorce Liya

    Kyunki Bechari Pareshan Aa Gayi Thhi Apna Naam Batate Hue, Rose Marry Leley

    But Us Bechari Ka Bad Luck Dekho, Uski Fir Se Shadi Hui Par Is Baat Mr. Marlo Ke Saath

    Ab Batao Dosto Usko Kya Karna Chahiye?

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